The Disney curse strikes again! *insert lightening bolt here*

Don’t believe in a Disney curse? Well, shame on you! Walt Disney, one of the original mother hating -cartoon creatin’- Snow White lovin’- dudes. Think about almost every Disney film? Is there a mother? Chances are if there is, she’ll die soon and if there isn’t … well she’s already been bunked off permanently.

Disney hates families!

So, it’s no surprise that the shock and awe news that the Disney Curse has struck on that down home, totally normal and completely sane family that is The Billy Ray Cyrus Bunch.
B.Ray and his impressively cuntry lookin’ facial hair were all up in arms announcing that Disney and “Hannah Montana” has ruined his family and their relationship with him *gasp*

Yeah, shoving your kid into the spotlight when she’s basically… what? Still a foetus?
Always a smart plan for pressures on the family.

Where it all bong wrong.

BRay spilled his guts to GQ Magazine -- claiming Miley's handlers meddled in his relationship with his daughter and prevented him from properly parenting her through difficult situations ... including the Vanity Fair cover scandal and her controversial pole dancing performance at the 2009 Teen Choice Awards.

Billy says he hasn't spoken to Miley since the bong video surfaced and states, "I'm scared for her. She's got a lot of people around her that's putting her in a great deal of danger."

Right, clearly, she… and her zillions are now in danger of being taken advantage of because you’re not around to count the dosh… I mean look after your daughter. How sad that must feel. Never mind the fact that she’s of legal age now (in most sane countries don’t get me started on the Yank law.) to do whatever she pleases, with her zillions in her back pocket.

Too little, too late Billy boy.


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Sarcastically yours, The BHB.